Feet are not Neat

I’m footaphobic. Not just of other peoples feet but also my own.

Pedicures. I then once a month if that. I never used to do them at all because the thought of someone else touching my feet was too gruesome. Well, here I am right this minute sitting here with a very nice lady holding my foot. Don’t mistake my use for nice in another part of the sentence but her character. The fact she gets paid to touch my feet? Not nice.
(I’m always happy with the end product though).
What I would do without pedicures. Wear boots and tennis shoes for the rest of my life. That doesn’t sound so bad?